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List: Hasty Pudding Names for Lady Actors

Mila Kunis at the Hasty Pudding parade
 
Yesterday, the Hasty Pudding Theatricals announced that women would be cast in next year’s production. The following are names for these actresses’ characters in future shows: 
 
Isa Bouttime
 
Jenn de Rinequalité
 
Donna Withsexism
 
N. Fran Chisement
 
Betty Latethannever
 
Thea Barislow
 
Ulta M. Atim
 
Mila Maedus