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Biological cluck is ticking

Chicken Vows to Freeze Her Eggs If She Hasn't Found a Rooster by the Time She’s 30

FARM, EASTERN MASS.—Upon turning 25 on Monday, a local chicken named Wattle hatched a plan to freeze her eggs if she hasn’t found a rooster by the time she’s 30.

“When I woke up alone on my birthday, I felt a lump in my beak because I haven’t found a cock yet,” said Wattle, clarifying that a cock is another name for an adult rooster. “I'm scrambling to find a mate, but my biological cluck is ticking."