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Area Student Only Experiences Passing of Time Through Expiration of “Remember Me for 30 Days” on Two-Step Verification

CAMBRIDGE, MA — As the overcast weeks of just-below freezing temperatures begin to blur together, area student Joseph Peterson ’20 realized that he only experiences the passing of time through the expiration of Harvard Key Login’s “Remember Me for 30 Days” option for Two-Step Verification.