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Elizabeth Warren Reaches Lvl. 45, Evolves into Bernie Sanders

WASHINGTON, D.C. – With a loud exclamation of “What? Senator Warren is evolving!,” passersby last Tuesday observed Senator Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) cloaked in a bright light and, despite some partisan onlookers hastily pressing B, morphing into the form of Senator Bernie Sanders (I-VT).