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6 Gorgeous Islands Where You Can Catch Some Rays and Hide Your Money from the IRS

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Now this looks like a pristine location for relaxing on the beach while abandoning your commitment to society.

The Republican majority in Congress just passed sweeping tax reform, mostly cutting taxes for corporations and wealthy people like you! Luckily they did nothing to prevent you from hiding your investments in offshore tax havens, like those prudent oligarchs in the Paradise Papers! Here are six gorgeous islands where you can catch some sun and hide your piles of money from the IRS:

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Would you take a look at this island? White sand beaches, crystal clear waters, painterly sunsets, and a law firm that will help you navigate the fine legal distinction between tax avoidance and tax evasion!

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Wow, I mean just…wow. Are you a diplomat, an oligarch, or a FIFA employee? Because this island offers diverse flora and fauna you won’t see anywhere else, not to mention an individual tax rate of 0.1 percent.

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Man has it been a rough year! While all your troubles away on this island nestled far away from the harsh winters (and scary tax regimes) of continental Europe.

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This Caribbean island has all the perks a corporation or high-income individual could dream of: the deep black of the glittering volcanic rock and the deep green of the cash you can hide away, unless there’s a repatriation holiday ;)

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You won’t even think about CFC rules or BEPS protocols on this island! Sleep safe knowing your U.S. citizenship won’t keep you from moving your money to a low tax haven, and don’t get us started on the coral reefs.

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This is the one. This is the island you’ve been looking for. Tomorrow you could be sifting through the sand for a beautiful shell as well as setting up a shell corporation. Just make sure you pay those lobbying fees and it’ll all be fine!

 

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