Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Paul Ryan
Looking like you’re in a slump.
Chris Christie here’d love to be you, Paul Ryan
Even when brown-nosing Trump.
There’s no man in town as reviled as you
You’re everyone’s least fav’rite guy.
Everyone’s not reconciled with you
And it’s not very hard to see whyyy!
Lies like Paul Ryan
Justifies like Paul Ryan
Doesn’t care about poor people's lives like Paul Ryan.
For there’s no man in town half as spineless
Perfect and credibly white.
You can ask Pence or Cruz, cause they whine less
And they’ll tell you the wrong side of his’try is right.
No one's been like Paul Ryan
In tailspin like Paul Ryan
No one’s grin is incredibly thin like Paul Ryan’s.
“Of course the Republican health care plan won't cover an estimated 15 million fewer people than the ACA.”
My what a guy that Paul Ryan!
Give five “I disavow those comments"
Give twelve “the rollout was a little bumpy, but I support the actual immigration policy”
Paul Ryan's the best
Liberals don't be upset!
No one’s slick like Paul Ryan
Is a prick like Paul Ryan
Keeps on sucking Trump’s small orange dick like Paul Ryan.
There's no man who quotes Ayn Rand like such a champ
As he’s bystanding, he won’t lament.
If we don’t have money for school food stamps
He’s content that it’s spent on the top one percent.
No one’s fit like Paul Ryan
Has no wit like Paul Ryan
On bipartisanship no one's quit like Paul Ryan.
“I see no reason for Jeff Sessions to recuse himself from the Russian investigations for infractions.”
Sure! Ten points for Paul Ryan!
When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
Ev’ry morning so I’d seem mature.
And now that I’m grown I eat five dozen eggs
And don't give a shit for the poor!
Ohh, ahhh, wow!
No one’s raw like Paul Ryan
Has a jaw like Paul Ryan
No one keeps on obstructing the law like Paul Ryan.
“I’m especially good at balancing traditional Republican values with Trump’s blatantly discriminatory and self-serving actions!”
My what a guy,