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Quiz: Are These From The Mission of Harvard College or Bodak Yellow by Cardi B?

Is there even a difference?

1. The mission of Harvard College is to educate the citizens and citizen-leaders for our society.

2. Said, "Lil bitch, you can't fuck with me if you wanted to"

3. We do this through our commitment to the transformative power of a liberal arts and sciences education.

4. I don't dance now, I make money moves

5. I'm a boss, you a worker, bitch, I make bloody moves

6. We hope that students will begin to fashion their lives by gaining a sense of what they want to do with their gifts and talents... 

7. Dropped two mixtapes in six months, what bitch working as hard as me?

8. I be in and out them banks so much, I know they're tired of me

9. Through a diverse living environment, where students live with people who are studying different topics, who come from different walks of life and have evolving identities, intellectual transformation is deepened and conditions for social transformation are created. 

10. I don't bother with these hoes, don't let these hoes bother me / they see pictures, they say, "Goals," bitch, I'm who they tryna be

11. intellectual transformation is deepened and conditions for social transformation are created.

12. Say I don't gotta dance I make money moves

 

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Answers:

1.     Mission of Harvard College. This one’s a doozy.

2.     Bodak Yellow. However, you hear similar sentiments from Harvard undergrads when their classmates try to cross them during section.  

3.     Harvard College. Note the “transformative.”

4.     Bodak Yellow. “Money moves” are only applicable to the Ec concentrators.

5.     See above.

6.     Harvard College. Did someone say “gifts?” Senior gift???

7.     Bodak Yellow. Two mixtapes = how many final exam papers?

8.     Bodak Yellow, and also every student who spends too much on food.

9.     Harvard College. See: “Transformation.”

10.  Bodak Yellow. Sadly, most Harvard students are very bothered by hoes. 

11.  Harvard College. “Transformation!”

12.  Bodak Yellow. In our Humanities-concentrating dreams. 

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