- Update your resume. We're sure you accomplished a lot in your latest stint in jail.
- Try new things. Don't bother with the protocol for handling nuclear waste, just go for it.
- Sexual harassment rules can be confusing. Test the boundaries to find out exactly what's okay.
- Park in the handicapped spot. Those people could use the exercise anyway.
- Don't forget to write thank you notes. It won't make the lawsuit go away, but it will give you a warm cozy feeling.
- Used up all your sick days? Ever heard of bomb threats?
- Become an entrepreneur. Set up your own drug lab and you can be your own boss.
- Don't forget to put the finishing touches on your documents. One word: glitter.
- Dress for success. Spandex is for casual Fridays only.
- Don't like walking to your car alone? Steal from the company, and the security guards will provide a personal escort.
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