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Where Are They Now?

They know where you are! Do you know where they are?

Bernie Sanders: We loved him during that fiery Democratic debate this week, and guess where he is now! 

 

Bernie hasn’t stepped away from politics. Today he was in Los Angeles talking about seniors’ Social Security cost-of-living adjustments!

 

 

Hillary Clinton: The world was watching when she starred alongside Bernie at the Democratic debate, and guess what? Today she enjoys courting Latino voters in San Antonio, Texas. Who knows what she’ll do next!

 

Donald Trump: You might remember him from the Republican debate two weeks ago when he was talking about immigration reform. Tonight he’s in New York City preparing for an interview.  They grow up so fast!

Tom Brady: You might recognize him from back when he was the star quarterback of the New England Patriots. Sources close to Brady tell us that today he still plays for the New England Patriots as their star quarterback. Looks like he's still got it!

 

Barack Obama: You might know him as the President of the United States. Today he’s still the president of the United States. It doesn’t look like he’s getting a lot of new roles. Awwww. The good news? He’s still a looker!

Wow! It's crazy how fate takes people in so many directions!

 

 Image sources: Recollected/Wikipedia, Marc Nozell/Wikimedia, Brett Weinstein/Flickr, Gage Skidmore/Wikimedia, Keith Allison/Flickr, billypalooza/Flickr

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