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Baby Carrot Grows to Resent Father

A baby carrot.
THE GROUND – In a sad but somewhat predictable development, Baby Carrot has grown to resent his father.
 
Baby's father, known as Carrot, has always been much larger and more popular than his son. This has planted resentment in the tiny orange heart of Baby Carrot– a feeling that cannot be easily uprooted.
 
"Everyone loves my dad," said Baby Carrot. "They use him in chicken noodle soup, Bugs Bunny cartoons, and generally to represent all carrots. What about Baby Carrot, huh? Why is there no love for me?"