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Labor Chants That Are Also HUDS Puns

Union Local 26 or lots of stale breadsticks!

You want cake batter, treat us like we matter!

We cook your food, we make your meals, we just want a honey-graham-square deal!

No justice, no peas!

Low wages means no potato wedges!

If you want the buns, then cough up the dough!

You put us in a pickle, now make us a dill!

Strogaknock this off!

Sunflower butter doesn't make this better!

You want celery? We want salary! 

What's leafy, green, and good for you? Dollar bills and paychecks, too!

Your curly fries ain't curling when you strike with signs a-twirling. 

If you want catch of the day, then you'll catch up our pay. 

We want a real Red Spicy Deal

What do we want? Workers' rice! How do we want it? Brown!

Drew Faust needs us, she knows why, without HUDS servers, there's no swai!

 

 

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