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Finally, Memes Have Destroyed Someone’s Life Other Than My Own

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By Marciano Eemster
 
When the news came out that several prospective Harvard students had their admission offers rescinded over offensive memes, many were dismayed. Indeed, as a meme reader myself, I would never read such offensive and tasteless memes as the ones that got them expelled. However, unlike all of you, who were sad to hear this news, I was happy. Or, at least, as happy as it is possible for me to be while my life is in this sorry, sorry state. For once memes have finally destroyed someone’s life other than my own.
 

5 Memes That Are TOTALLY Worth Getting Rescinded Over!

These memes, while not racist, misogynist, or homophobic, are nonetheless important commentaries about life at Harvard. If admissions officers can't take the heat, they should get out of the kitchen. Here is a list of memes that are– unlike the deplorable memes that got several admitted students' offers rescinded– TOTALLY worth getting rescinded over:

MEMES!!

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Memes,

Here’s one of them now: a meme.

And another meme…here? No? Where would your preferred meme spot be, then?

Oh oh oh, hOO MAN! That’s a meme right there! There it is! 

mEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEme

MEME

MEME

MEME

meme

Même?

No, mEme.