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Breaking

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my.harvard

Katie Lapp Trapped in my.harvard Sign In Page

A picture of the my.harvard sign in page with Katie Lapp's head

CAMBRIDGE, MA – According to a recent email sent out to the students, faculty, and staff, Katie Lapp, Executive Vice President of Harvard University, is currently trapped in the my.harvard sign in page.

I Swear to God If I Have to Click Two Buttons to Access my.harvard I Will Fucking Leave

By I.N. Sufferablé
 
As long as I am a student here at Harvard College, I expect to have to fulfill certain demands of the bureaucracy in charge. Usually, I accept their arbitrary decisions gladly, because it means that I can continue to be a member of this wonderful community. However there is a point at which it is simply too much to bear, and I believe we have well surpassed that point.
 
If two-step verification ever really becomes required for Harvard PIN-protected resources, I will fucking leave.