SatireV

Breaking

and entering

my.harvard

An Open Letter to Duo Security: Don’t You Forget About Me

 

Dearest Duo,

Every other day we know each other by touch alone. One gentle, lingering press of the fingerprint sensor and you open up and give me everything I’ve ever needed and more.  My email.  My Canvas dashboard.  My.Harvard.  

Katie Lapp Trapped in my.harvard Sign In Page

A picture of the my.harvard sign in page with Katie Lapp's head

CAMBRIDGE, MA – According to a recent email sent out to the students, faculty, and staff, Katie Lapp, Executive Vice President of Harvard University, is currently trapped in the my.harvard sign in page.

I Swear to God If I Have to Click Two Buttons to Access my.harvard I Will Fucking Leave

By I.N. Sufferablé
 
As long as I am a student here at Harvard College, I expect to have to fulfill certain demands of the bureaucracy in charge. Usually, I accept their arbitrary decisions gladly, because it means that I can continue to be a member of this wonderful community. However there is a point at which it is simply too much to bear, and I believe we have well surpassed that point.
 
If two-step verification ever really becomes required for Harvard PIN-protected resources, I will fucking leave.