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8 Positions You CAN Hold During the National Anthem

1. Center field

2. Downward-facing dog
 
3. Devil's advocate
 
4. 40.3399° N, 127.5101° E
 
5. Fetal
 
6. Assistant to the regional manager
 
7. Fiscally conservative, but socially liberal
 
8. Missionary