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6 Inspirational Thoughts I Had and You Didn't Because You're a Moron

Me, thinking smarter thoughts than you.
By Modi Vaycha
 
1) Awaken to the brilliance of everyday moments.
 
An enlightened person like myself sees beauty in everything around me all the time. As a result, I live in a state of intense joy. I only wish I had some way to show the very stupid people, like yourself, who live around me this simple fact about the world. Everyday moments are beautiful, which is something that I know because I am smart and you don't know because you're dumb.
 
2) See goodness in the world.
 
Stupid people often fail to acknowledge that good things happen in the world. The truth is that there is a lot of goodness. People say, "Oh my goodness!" all the time. Seriously, did you not even notice that? You must be really dumb.
 
3) Keep your heart open!
 
I bet that since you really are quite limited in terms of intelligence, you don't realize just how important it is to be friends with some other people. If you follow this wisdom I've learned because I know how the world works better than you do, then you won't shut people out of your life like the hermit your brain must be telling you to become.
 
4) The only limitations are those you set upon yourself.
 
Like the limitation you set on yourself by choosing not to read books or enjoy art as deeply as I can.
 
5) Be yourself!
 
I went through a phase in eighth grade where I tried to be more like other people. Thankfully, this was just a phase for me. I bet it wasn't just a phase for you though, so you should try to get the heck out of this frame of mind! There's no way you figured out on your own that acting in a way that's consistent with yourself makes you happy, which is why I have to tell you. Hopefully now it gets through your thick, thick skull into your so-called brain.
 
6) The greatest risk is not taking one.
 
What are you afraid of, failure? That's cute. Someone as intelligent as myself realized long ago that failure is just a stepping stone on the path to success. Although I don't blame you, because your path is paved with failure stones and leads directly to Failureville.
 
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