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Opinion: The Government Can Have My Militia When They Pry It From My Cold, Dead Hands

"I'm telling you: If the government says that they're going to ban militias, militia stores' sales are going to go through the roof."

In the past year, we’ve seen a lot of arguments about gun control and gun rights. I don’t want to rehash that tired old argument--I want to talk about the other Second Amendment right guaranteed by the constitution of the US of A. I’m talking about my right to a militia.

The logic of it is irrefutable. When there’s a bombing, we blame the bomber. When there’s a drunk driver accident, we blame the driver. So why is it, that when there’s a hostile militia takeover, everyone starts to push an anti-militia agenda? Militias don’t kill people. People in militias kill people. The solution to militia based violence is MORE militias, not less. If you criminalize militias, then only criminals will have militias. There’s a fact that your liberal-biased, anti-militia media won’t tell you.

Look at the dictators of history. Stalin, Hitler, Mao, all of them have one thing in common: they took away militias. Then, when the people were defenseless? Boom! Pow! They did some other things. Look, I’m not a historian. I’m a militiaman. And I believe that we have not only a right, but also an obligation to a concealed militia.

And when the tyrannical government comes a-knocking, you can bet that you’ll be grateful you let us stay.

 

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