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Point-Counterpoint: Do I Want the Raisin Bran Muffin?

Point- I'm fucking starving and Annenberg closed at 7:30.

Counterpoint-The muffin kind of seems dry, though.

Point- It hasn't been out for that long. It was fresh when I got it from ABP.

Counterpoint- ….two weeks ago?

Point- I love raisins.

Counterpoint- No you don't.

Point- I love bran.

Counterpoint- No you don't.

Point- It's healthy. Look, most of the oil absorbed into the napkin.

Counterpoint- Not even your roommate wants it. And he eats the Baked Fish.

Point- Fine.

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