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New VES Course Actually Just Porn

CAMBRIDGE—A new course introduced this semester from the Visual and Environmental Studies Department is reportedly raising some eyebrows, as well as other unnamed body parts. 

VES 169, “Penetrating the Intersection of Bodily and Visual Media,” aroused major interest during shopping week. The class was completely full on Friday, and has the longest waitlist around, according to sources.

“Buy Local” Movement Gains Traction In Porn Industry

Bucking trends of small profits and increased competition from free websites, a small coalition of upstart pornography purveyors has found its niche in urging customers to buy local. By refusing to watch any pornography filmed in a faraway state or city, viewers can have a stake in the future of their own local porn industry.