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Breaking

and entering

Remote control

Welcome back!

Dear Harvard College Students,
 
In the days before you return to campus to begin another academic year, I was going to write to share some thoughts with you about the coming year and to ask for your help in warmly welcoming the Class of 2020 to our beloved community.
 
But all of that can wait. First, I really need all of you to help me find the remote control for the TV in my living room.