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Sad: These Students Want to Buy Glasses from Warby Parker but They Can't Find It Yet

Herds of visually challenged people have been wandering about the Square, tripping over poorly placed bricks and bumping into Charlize, the woman (-0.25 prescription) who calls out your number at Tasty Burger. It's a shame these poor, glassesless souls are incapable of knowing that an Eyeglass Elysium with low, low prices is just a burger's throw away. Like God Himself, they cannot see the source of their own salvation. Yikes!