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Scaramucci accused of killing his brother, Mufasamucci

WASHINGTON, D.C. - After a week of bizarre antics from Scaramucci, yet another gobstopping fact may have just been revealed about the (former) White House Communications Director: a few months ago, he allegedly murdered his brother Mufasamucci by letting go of his arm and letting him fall into a pack of rampaging hyenamuccis.