SatireV

Breaking

and entering

Sophomores who took gap years

Desperate Senior Girl Decides Sophomores Who Took Gap Years Are Probably Fair Game

Anna H. Smith, a senior in Currier, decided on Sunday that sophomores who took gap years are probably fair game.

“Hey, look, I don’t feel great about this,” Smith said defensively. “It’s just that I already know everyone in my grade, and they are literally all dumpster fires, so I have to get creative.”