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Preceptors Shocked No Freshmen Enroll in Expos 20: Anomalies of Soybean Germination

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CAMBRIDGE – The faculty and staff of the Harvard College Writing Program announced today that not a single first-year had enrolled in a section of Expository Writing 20 entitled “Anomalies of Soybean Germination” despite its anticipated popularity.