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Oh Baby, CONTROL Me!

Every year, guns like me are responsible for the deaths of tens of thousands of Americans. Month after month we are greeted with the news of new massacres committed by guns like myself. For this reason, I am in favor of gun control.
 
I also derive deep, DEEP sexual gratification from the idea of being controlled.