The Republican Tax Plan just passed the House. What does the Senate GOP want in order to pass the bill? Satire V has obtained a list of some of the demands:
- Full tax exemption for gold doubloons
- 69% tax on the sexually promiscuous
- Extra mayonnaise in all potato salads in the Congressional cafeteria
- 10,000 curses upon the Clinton name
- Funding for a Senate "man cave"
- Free chocolates to the first 100 corporations to move back to the US
- $1 to every American citizen "as a little seed money for your small business or for paying the rent!"
- Another season of Firefly
- Dave's Netflix password
- More taxes but only for Dave
- A tax on tweets complaining about taxes
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