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Retrospective: A Timeline of the Year Since Trump's Election

Trump was elected one year ago.

November 8, 2016 (Election)—WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT THE FUCK?

November 9, 2016 (The morning after)—FUCK. Deep breaths. FUCK. Breathe in. FUCK. Breathe out. FUCK.

November 10, 2016 (Clinton spotted in woods)—Come the fuck back.

January 11, 2017 (Obama gives his farewell address)—FUCKING STAY.

January 20, 2017 (Inauguration)—FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK.

January 21, 2017 (Spicer lies about crowd size)—Okay we have the fucking picture right in front of us.

January 27, 2017 (Trump signs the Muslim ban)—FUCK THIS GUY.

January 31, 2017 (Trump nominates Gorsuch to the Supreme Court)—Rest in fucking peace, Merrick Garland.

February 27, 2017 (Trump says, “Nobody knew that healthcare could be so complicated”)—HILLARY FUCKING DID.

April 7, 2017 (Missiles strike Syria)—So he’s a fucking interventionist now?

May 9, 2017 (Comey is fired)—Oh for the love of fuck.

May 17, 2017 (Mueller is appointed Special Counsel)—Hell fucking yeah.

July 21, 2017 (Spicer exits)—Haha. Fuck that guy.

July 21, 2017 (Scaramucci enters)—Who the fuck is this guy?

July 26, 2017 (Trump announces ban on transgender people in military)—Why does he fucking care?

July 28, 2017 (McCain dooms the health care repeal)—Fuck yessssssss.

July 31, 2017 (Scaramucci exits)—Who the fuck was that guy?

August 12, 2017 (Trump says "many sides" comment about Charlottesville)—There is really just one fucking side.

September 3, 2017 (Trump decides to end DACA)—Fuck this shit.

October 3, 2017 (Trump throws paper towels to hurricane victims in Puerto Rico)—Who the fuck does that?

October 30, 2017 (Manafort and Gates are indicted)—Keep fucking going, Mueller.

November 8, 2017 (Election anniversary)—I have aged 58 fucking years.

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