Top 100 Candidates for NASA’s Space Comedian Program

Maybe Dark Matter will make for better stand up material.

NASA has recently announced that they are considering onboard comedians to accompany the astronauts on the first human Mars mission to help the team through stressful situations. Although this program may be far off in the future, there are some obvious candidates that come to mind. These comedians will be sure to provide a sense of unity for the squad, reduce psychological stress, boost morale, and definitely not leverage their comedic charm for bizarrely specific sexual acts while living in close proximity.

Without further ado, here are the top 100 comedians that would be excellent picks in the case that NASA decides to blast a few comedians the fuck away from Earth and deep, deep into the cosmos: