Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Paul Ryan
Looking like you’re in a slump.
Chris Christie here’d love to be you, Paul Ryan
Even when brown-nosing Trump.
There’s no man in town as reviled as you
You’re everyone’s least fav’rite guy.
Everyone’s not reconciled with you
And it’s not very hard to see whyyy!
Lies like Paul Ryan
Justifies like Paul Ryan
Doesn’t care about poor people's lives like Paul Ryan.
For there’s no man in town half as spineless
Perfect and credibly white.