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Who Said It: Katie Lapp or Fetty Wap?

1.     “You may drop off donations at some open house locations.” 

2.     “When I go to clubs I don’t have to wait outside.”  

3.     “When I go to final clubs I don’t have to wait outside.” 

4.     “Eustace! What is that strange contraption? It’s got the likeness of a horse carriage made of tin!”

5.     “Counting all this bread I don’t talk to feds”

6.     “Counting all this bread I don’t talk to HUDS workers”

7.     “I do this for my squad, I do this for my gang, it’s Zoovie from the trap and ain’t a damn thing change”

Who Said It: Dean Khurana or Mulan?

1. “Why is my reflection someone I don’t know?”

2. “The mask of perfection wears us down.”

3. “Who am I?”

4. “No-one knows who I am.”

5. “If I were truly to be myself, I would break my family’s heart.”

6. “You’ll die for honor.”

7. “We share the belief that we are here to do something together that none of us could do alone.”

Who Said It? Pope Francis or Jaden Smith?

Take SatireV's newest quiz! Answers at the bottom.
 
  1. Grace is not part of consciousness; it is the amount of light in our souls, not knowledge nor reason.
  2. You Can Discover Everything You Need To Know About Everything by Looking At Your Hands
  3. Right now, we don't have a very good relation with creation.
  4. You Think You Get It. YOU DONT YOU DONT YOU DONT!!!!!!!

Who Said It: Bernie Sanders or Deion Sanders?

Take this latest Satire V quiz: Who said it? Bernie Sanders or Deion Sanders?

1. "Sure we're in limos. We're stars. How else is a star supposed to travel?"

2. "If a financial institution is too big to fail, it is too big to exist."

3. "You don't go from a Yugo to a Benz, back to a Yugo."

4. "My God...if you want to run for President, you're going to need a gazillion dollars."