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Inspirational! This Thin, Tall, Gorgeous White Woman Is Sharing How She Found Body Confidence

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What an inspiration! Amanda Janson—a thin, tall, gorgeous white woman—graced the cover of Self magazine this month to share all her foolproof tips for finding body confidence. Spoiler alert: you might want to consider being born with attributes that society deems attractive!

5 Moves Guaranteed to Blow Her Mind that Are All CONSENT

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Concerned about your BLAH, mediocre performance? Worried that YOUR woman is bored in bed? 
 
Give your woman the type of mind-blowing sex she craves. Here are five easy steps guaranteed to light her fire that are all CONSENT: 
 
1. Dirty Talk 
 

Trailblazers: These Attractive Rich Women are First to Join Attractive Rich Men's Clubs

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CAMBRIDGE, MA — Harvard’s administration delivered the ultimate diversity win when they announced their decision to continue sanctions on single-gender social organizations. Now, all-male final clubs must open their doors to America’s most marginalized group: affluent women who went to Spence.

Wow. Talk about the next Brown v. Board of Education.

Feminist Win! Hasty Pudding to Let Woman of the Year Operate Lights at Man of the Year Ceremony

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Talk about progress! Today the all-male Hasty Pudding, the nation's oldest theater company, announced that it will let next year's Woman of the Year operate the lights during its annual Man of the Year ceremony.

Now that's a WIN! Am I right, ladies?

Just Because a Girl Made Out with You Doesn’t Mean You’re Not Totally Repulsive

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Wow! You made out with a girl tonight! You’re probably feelin’ like quite the hot shot. A girl put her mouth on your mouth for an extended period of time! She was even pretty cute.

Too cute…

Definitely too cute to have made out with you voluntarily…

5 Mind-Blowing Facts About Graduation and, More Importantly, The Apocalypse

Hey seniors (and mortals)! Check out these totally mind-blowing facts about graduation and, more importantly, the Apocalypse:

 

1) You are leaving behind your old life.

This is a major milestone in your life, but it can be rather bittersweet. You’ll never have another experience like college, so leaving behind everything that you once knew can be scary. Especially when you are leaving it behind as your soul is lifted from your earthly body and you transcend into the sweet bliss of eternity.

Literal Genius Discovers Situational Irony of "Good" Friday

MILWAUKEE, WI – Today local office temp and literal genius Alex Francisco discovered the situational irony embedded in the term "Good" Friday.
 
Good Friday, a Christian holiday observed during Holy Week, commemorates the crucifixion of Jesus Christ. "Looks like it wasn't so 'good' for Jesus, huh?" said the utterly brilliant Francisco. "Guess they didn't take that into consideration when they named the holiday, did they?"