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1. The mother cradling her baby: No easier way to make him exclaim “Hey, this girl I’m texting may want to birth my children one day” than by sending him the emoji of the mother cradling her baby. The mother could be you! The baby could be his! Sadly, he won’t exclaim that—he’ll actually mutter “What?” under his breath—because he’s spent months pressing “Later” every time the “Software Update” notification has popped up on his screen.