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Breaking

and entering
Nobody wants to say it, so I will: there’s a lack of transparency surrounding Final Clubs. I’m coming forward to share my personal experience at the Delphic’s second round outing last weekend with the hope that it clears up all skepticism about the club’s punch process. Particularly, I would like to detail what I witnessed on the hours-long ride we took up to Grass Lake Place in a school bus. When we boarded, the PunchMasters immediately claimed the last row of seats to assert just how much power they had. And, as soon as we pulled away for our destination, well, it was…