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2. Basketball

3. Skiing

4. Track (sprints)

5. Shotput

6. Soccer

7. Curling

8. Water Polo

9. Archery

10. Track (relay)

11. Horseback Riding

12. Squash

13. Gymnastics

14. Boxing (for your twins)

15. Wrestling

16. Rowing (hand-drawn special!)

17. Fencing

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