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Cruz-Fiorina Campaign Hopes to Protect the World From Devastation, Unite All Peoples Within Our Nation

WASHINGTON, DC -- Late last month, GOP presidential candidate Ted Cruz joined forces with ex-presidential candidate Carly Fiorina. After making this bold declaration, the senator confidently told voters at an Indianapolis rally that Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton should  "prepare for trouble."

"And make it double," added Fiorina, hoisting herself back onto the stage after taking a nasty tumble.