****DO NOT STOP READING**** U WILL DIE DEAD IF YOU STOP READING
Once you've opened this, if you do not take my Psych 18 survey and forward it to at least 5 unique email lists, the evil clown standing next to me will pull the trigger, and then appear by your bedside at night singing a creepy song. Also, you will never be kissed by your crush.
I am literally so desperate. I would do anything to get you to take this survey--