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7 Ways to TOTALLY Convince Your Peers You’re a REAL Math Concentrator

1) Almost done with your homework, but feel like it lacks some mathematical oomph? Spice it up by starting every problem with “Consider the case generically where the result trivially holds and consider by noting that the note of triviality follows trivially.” Your professor will NEVER guess that you struggle with imposter syndrome every night!

Still Undecided Sophomore Declares a Thumb War

CAMBRIDGE, MA – It’s concentration declaration day, and sophomore Elle Friedman is still just as confused as she was at the academic fair—the VISITAS academic fair, which took place two years ago.  With no other option in sight, this Thursday Friedman declared a thumb war.