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Six Proven Steps for Being Completely Transparent About Lying About Treason

Donald Trump Jr.
  1. Lying

Before you can reveal the truth, you must first lie about your potentially treasonous exchanges with foreign agents. You can’t ultimately claim to be transparent by Tweeting out smoking-gun emails if you don’t first lie about them for a year (at least).

  1. Keep Lying