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7 Famous Shakespeare Quotes vs. 7 Things You’ve Said During Quarantine

Is there a difference?
1.     
  • I am one who loved not wisely but too well.
  • We really shouldn’t have moved in together.
 
2.
  • How sharper than a serpent’s tooth it is to have a thankless child!
  • Say “thank you,” Peter. Your father is trying his best in the kitchen.
 
3.
  • Nothing will come of nothing!
  • Nothing will come. Ever. Nothing.
 
4.
  • Get thee to a nunnery.
  • (music) Get a bucket and a mop...
 
5.
  • Neither a borrower nor a lender be.
  • So... uh... more student loans, huh.
 
6.
  • The fault, dear Brutus lies not within the stars but within ourselves, that we are underlings
  • The fault, dear Brutus lies not within ourselves, but within a disjointed national government, that we are citizens.
 
7.
  • We have seen better days.
  • See above.
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