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Too many eggs? Sell them! Sell them now!

Hey Harvard students!  Looking for some extra cash this school year?  Want a tax-deductible job?  Have extra eggs? 

 
Then become an egg donor!  
 
Local Boston-area couples are looking for eggs from Harvard students.  They can be eggs of any type--chicken, pigeon, turkey, or assorted waterfowl--whichever is easiest for you.  Your comfort is our priority!
 
We use a simple and quick extraction process to get your eggs from you.  Most participants choose to merely collect them in a wicker basket and hand them over to the family on Tuesdays.
 
We have found that most Harvard students simply have too many eggs than they know what to do with--but SOME people are willing to pay up to $10,000 for YOUR eggs!  Think of all the money you can spend to wash away your regrets!
 
For more information, call 1-800-PFI-STER.
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