-1-
"From Stettin in the Baltic to Trieste in the Adriatic, an iron curtain has descended across the continent. Behind that line lie all the capitals of the ancient states of Central and Eastern Europe."
A) Winston Churchill
B) Charlie Chaplin
(A: That’s all Churchill, baby!)
-2-
[*trips and falls down an elevator shaft*]
A) Winston Churchill
B) Charlie Chaplin
(A: You guessed it, it’s gotta be ya boi Charlie on this one!)
-3-
[*slips on a banana peel, crashing into a mirror and inadvertently shining light into the eyes of a motor vehicle out in the street. The driver becomes distracted and takes a wrong turn leading to the assassination of Austro-Hungarian Archduke Franz Ferdinand and setting off a chain reactions of events that come to characterize if not define 20th-century European history.]
A) Winston Churchill
B) Charlie Chaplin
(A: This one’s actually Charlie Chaplin playing Winston Churchill. Toughie!)
-4-
[*trips on perfectly flat ground*]
A) Winston Churchill
B) Charlie Chaplin
(A: Brutal! This one’s actually Mr. Bean, from “Mr. Bean, Where Did Your Knees Go?”)
-5 –
[*looks like a hard-boiled egg, and then dies*]
A) Winston Churchill
B) Charlie Chaplin
(A: ☹)
