According to the email your aunt forwarded to you at 3:47 PM today, a little girl in Oregon needs a bone marrow transplant or something.

Alicia, or Alexia, or whatever, age 6 or 7, has been suffering from health problems her entire life and is in dire need of your help. You skimmed the story but assumed it was fake so that you wouldn't feel bad about not forwarding the email.

It's unclear how forwarding it would have really helped the young girl, but that still doesn't change the fact that you're a jackass.