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Top 5 Ways for HUDS to Save Money

  1. Sell ad space; replace Veritaffles with Geico-affles. They're about the same size, but have 15% less taste.
  2. Don't just combine breakfast and lunch into brunch. Lunch + supper = lupper.
  3. Take the crack out of Cracklin' Oat Bran.
  4. Get rid of the brown rice, but set aside some white rice to drop in dirt before serving.
  5. More squash. And then even more squash.
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