- Sell ad space; replace Veritaffles with Geico-affles. They're about the same size, but have 15% less taste.
- Don't just combine breakfast and lunch into brunch. Lunch + supper = lupper.
- Take the crack out of Cracklin' Oat Bran.
- Get rid of the brown rice, but set aside some white rice to drop in dirt before serving.
- More squash. And then even more squash.
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