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QUIZ: Is this “What I Believe” from Larry Bacow, or “I Believe” from the Hit 2011 Musical The Book of Mormon?

Larry Bacow
A man too busy trying to resurrect NPR's now-defunct program "This I Believe" to fulfill his duties as president!
1. As Luke teaches us, from those to whom much is given, much is expected.
ANSWER: Bacow
 
2. If you believe, the Lord will reveal it, and you'll know it's all true – you'll just feel it.
ANSWER: The Book of Mormon
 
3. I've always longed to help the needy, to do the things I never dared.
ANSWER: The Book of Mormon
 
4. I believe that one measure of the justness of a society is how it treats its most vulnerable members.
ANSWER: Bacow
 
5. I believe in the goodness of the people of this country.
ANSWER: Bacow
 
6. And I believe that in 1978 God changed his mind about black people!
ANSWER: The Book of Mormon
 
7. I believe that America should be a beacon of light to the rest of the world.
ANSWER: Bacow


8. I believe that God lives on a planet called Kolob!
ANSWER: The Book of Mormon

 
9. And I believe that the Garden of Eden was in Jackson County, Missouri.
ANSWER: The Book of Mormon. Not Larry. As far as we know.

10. A warlord who shoots people in the face – what's so scary about that?
ANSWER: The Book of Mormon. Tough one.

11. Anything remotely close to “Black Lives Matter”
ANSWER: Neither, really.
 
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