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University To Rename Science Facility After Kanye West’s Daughter

CAMBRIDGE, MA—Harvard University Provost Alan Garber announced Thursday that the building formerly known as Northwest Labs would be renamed after the daughter of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian, following their recent visit to the Graduate School of Design.

“We’re very excited to have the opportunity to honor a true musical legend,” said Garber, speaking from a small raised platform in front of the former Northwest Labs. “The name ‘Northwest Labs’ was always intended to be a placeholder, and I’m thrilled to announce that from now on, it will be called… Well, that can’t be right.”

Garber then rushed off the platform and had a hurried conference with those standing behind him, during which several young members of his staff could be seen nodding repeatedly at his questions.

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