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Update: Students Who Don’t Claim HarvardKey Will Slowly Fade Away

When everyone else has turned invisible, you can’t hide in the back of lecture anymore.

Dear Harvard Students, 

Remember to claim your HarvardKey, the new replacement for HUID/PIN, before the end of the academic year. 

To get started, visit Harvard.edu/seriouslyjustclaimyourstupidkeyalready, or else.

Please note, your current HUID/PIN login credentials will soon expire within 30 days, and if you do not claim your HarvardKey, you will slowly begin to disappear.  To avoid any interruption to computer and email access, or your everyday life as you know it as a visible human being, we strongly recommended that you claim your HarvardKey now. 

For those late claimers who are still logging in to check your mediocre grades with an 8 digit HUID, you may have already begun to experience signs that you’re fading away.  Paul J. Barreira, who is currently studying how the gradual disappearance will affect those with mumps, says such symptoms of fading include consistently being ignored by your friends, being sat on during lecture, or getting hit by cars while jaywalking to Clover. 

This is your final reminder that the only way to maintain your corporeal existence is to claim your HarvardKey! Please do so immediately.  If you fail to do so, not only will you be locked out of all Harvard accounts and websites, but you will also become invisible to the administration, the student body, your friends, family, and yes, even your attentive UC reps.  The process shouldn’t take more than 10 minutes.  But it’s your life, not ours. 

If you have any questions, please contact the Harvard University Identity Thieves (HUIT) Service Desk at [email protected]

Sincerely,

HUIT

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