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God, I'm Sooooo Embarrassed About How Much I Drank Last Night (It Was a Lot)

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Man, what a night! My tolerance is just SO HIGH, it's so embarrassing.

By the white guy who just interrupted you

Oh my gosh, I’m so embarrassed right now. I drank, like, WAY too much last night. Did I hear somebody asking how much? No? I thought I heard someone. Don’t even ask. I don’t want to talk about it. Because it was a lot. 

If I’m being totally honest, I don’t even know how much I had. I’m such an idiot. Maybe it was four shots, four beers, and an entire bottle of Andre. But I couldn’t really keep track of it.

And it really sucks because I’m just always partying, even when I have a lot of work. So people just have this idea of me as “the party guy” or “the work-hard-play-hard man” or as “someone who drinks A LOT.” I mean, they seem to think that just because I drink way more than probably anyone you’ve ever met that I’m some sort of bad boy. And I’m like, really? I can see how you would think that, but I would never describe myself that way.

So guys, you really don’t have to think of me as this super cool dude. You don’t? Well good, because I definitely don’t want that. Like yes, just from an outside observer, I drink, I party, I’m the stereotype of the guy you wish your boyfriend could be. But that’s just not how I see myself or how I want people to see me. And honestly, I’m a little embarrassed that some people might think that. Specifically because of how much I drink. Which is a lot.

In the end, I’m actually jealous of people who don’t drink or care about being fun. Here I am with my hangover. I’m so embarrassed because I’m not sure if I was dancing too much or who I made out with or how many people I impressed. And to make it worse, everyone is talking about it, and I want to tell them that it’s really not that big a deal.

Yeah, I should go because I really don’t want to talk about it.

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