Bucking trends of small profits and increased competition from free websites, a small coalition of upstart pornography purveyors has found its niche in urging customers to buy local. By refusing to watch any pornography filmed in a faraway state or city, viewers can have a stake in the future of their own local porn industry.
“The ‘Watch Local’ campaign empowers communities to support themselves, instead of relying on subsidies or welfare,” stated one community organizer in Cambridge, MA. “In this internet age, we have to worry about the death of local culture,” she continued. “All of the old ways, the traditions that our forefathers and grandparents left to us, are dying, replaced by a corporate monoculture of schoolgirls and anal.”