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Area Asshole will get Song Stuck in Your Head

CAMBRIDGE, MA -- "Stop it," you exclaim, turning to the asshole next to you, humming Miley Cyrus's current hit. "You're going to get that dumb song stuck in my head." The asshole turns to look at you, obviously feigning ignorance, "Stop what? What song? I have no idea what you're talking about. You're crazy." You continue walking together, until he audibly mutters the words, "And the Jay-Z song was on" -- You stop and exclaim, "Oh my God. Why are you doing this to me? Are you trying to embarrass me?" The asshole then looks in your eyes and says, "It's a party in the USA." You sigh in exasperation, doomed to similarly spread the disease. And the Britney song was on.

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