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Here's How Yale Can Still Win

Yalies Protest their Inability to Bribe Coaches to Actually Win
  1. Stop calling it “The Game”
  2. Ask Harvard students to explain football
  3. Touch Down In London Town
  4. Start selling Toads tickets for 2023 at a price of $260
  5. Divest from fossil fuels
  6. Remind Harvard students their mascot is literally just a color
  7. Have Handsome Dan piss on the John Harvard Statue
  8. Change their motto to something that isn't plagiarized
  9. Don't be named after a literal slave trader
  10. Create a better hashtag than #huckfarvard because what in the world is a huck
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