- Stop calling it “The Game”
- Ask Harvard students to explain football
- Touch Down In London Town
- Start selling Toads tickets for 2023 at a price of $260
- Divest from fossil fuels
- Remind Harvard students their mascot is literally just a color
- Have Handsome Dan piss on the John Harvard Statue
- Change their motto to something that isn't plagiarized
- Don't be named after a literal slave trader
- Create a better hashtag than #huckfarvard because what in the world is a huck
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