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Student Somehow Already Behind on Work

CAMBRIDGE, MA -- Confiding to reporters that he “doesn’t know how it happened so quickly,” Harvard junior Mark Tonya ‘18, despite having had only one week of classes so far, has already fallen desperately behind on his work for this semester. Already with 200 pages of reading to make up and 3 psets due before the end of the week, it is safe to say that Mark's level of outstanding work has already achieved mid- or even late-semester levels.