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Report: Leslie Kirwan Fucking Loves Weather

Leslie Kirwan
CAMBRIDGE, MASS.—Reports surfaced this week that Leslie Kirwan, the Dean for Administration and Finance of Harvard University, fucking loves weather.
 
Kirwan's first 17 emails—announcing that the Faculty of Arts and Sciences would have a decision soon about whether they would have a decision soon about whether they would soon be deciding to close operations due to snowfall—merely indicated that she has a passing interest in whatever is coming out of the sky at any given moment.